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	<title>Comments for Funny Stuff in the News!</title>
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		<title>Comment on Egyptians go to France to recover stolen mummy hairs! by The Race of Ancient Egyptians &#171; Locust blog</title>
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		<dc:creator>The Race of Ancient Egyptians &#171; Locust blog</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2009 08:19:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Egyptians go to France to recover stolen mummy hairs! [...]</description>
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		<title>Comment on Woman marries corpse! by Cruiciete</title>
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		<dc:creator>Cruiciete</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 08:19:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>well done, guy</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>well done, guy</p>
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		<title>Comment on Women are worse oglers than men! by overviolent</title>
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		<dc:creator>overviolent</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2008 05:33:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Overviolent says : I absolutely agree with this !</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Overviolent says : I absolutely agree with this !</p>
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		<title>Comment on Stem Cells for natural breast enhancement! by paris</title>
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		<dc:creator>paris</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 00:37:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Currently two clinics are offering stem cells to increase breast size.  One is the clinic already mentioned (www.cellport.jp), the other one, which resides in europe, is clinic ddr. heinrich (stemcells.ddrheinrich.com).  You&#039;ll find plenty of information on stem cell therapies on both clinics&#039; web sites.  Good luck!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Currently two clinics are offering stem cells to increase breast size.  One is the clinic already mentioned (www.cellport.jp), the other one, which resides in europe, is clinic ddr. heinrich (stemcells.ddrheinrich.com).  You&#8217;ll find plenty of information on stem cell therapies on both clinics&#8217; web sites.  Good luck!</p>
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		<title>Comment on Man fights his way out of a shark&#8217;s mouth! by Genevieve</title>
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		<dc:creator>Genevieve</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Dec 2007 00:11:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Funny story? Err, no. Extremely lucky escape, NOT FUNNY. There&#039;s nothing humourous about shark attacks you idiots. Something tells me that if you&#039;d been head-first in a shark&#039;s mouth and could have been bitten in half you sure wouldn&#039;t be laughing about it. But of course it didn&#039;t happen to you did it? So therefore it&#039;s amusing.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Funny story? Err, no. Extremely lucky escape, NOT FUNNY. There&#8217;s nothing humourous about shark attacks you idiots. Something tells me that if you&#8217;d been head-first in a shark&#8217;s mouth and could have been bitten in half you sure wouldn&#8217;t be laughing about it. But of course it didn&#8217;t happen to you did it? So therefore it&#8217;s amusing.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Prison hostage released for some pizza! by sexylinda</title>
		<link>http://funnynewsstories.wordpress.com/2007/02/02/prison-hostage-released-for-some-pizza/#comment-349</link>
		<dc:creator>sexylinda</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jul 2007 09:01:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>good, thanks</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>good, thanks</p>
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		<title>Comment on Stem Cells for natural breast enhancement! by Micky</title>
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		<dc:creator>Micky</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2007 08:00:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Please check the web site of Cellport Clinic Yokohama - you can search it easily. In it, they explain about the concept and the procedure of their unique operation.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Please check the web site of Cellport Clinic Yokohama &#8211; you can search it easily. In it, they explain about the concept and the procedure of their unique operation.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Women are worse oglers than men! by Rahul Sharma</title>
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		<dc:creator>Rahul Sharma</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2007 03:06:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I knew it always!!! Though no six-packer myself, I have noticed it many a times...

Thanks for Confirming!

Ra.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I knew it always!!! Though no six-packer myself, I have noticed it many a times&#8230;</p>
<p>Thanks for Confirming!</p>
<p>Ra.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Women are worse oglers than men! by mostafawael</title>
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		<dc:creator>mostafawael</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2007 02:44:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>as a woman i tell you only when my husband is away i look around</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>as a woman i tell you only when my husband is away i look around</p>
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		<title>Comment on Study Finds that Booze Shrinks Brains! by markhwtt</title>
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		<dc:creator>markhwtt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2007 23:31:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There may be advantages to a shrunken brain...  it may reduce the risk of brain trauma if you ever get hit on the head with a lead pipe, or may help protect against those cell phone radio waves (by virtue of more space between phone and brain)!  

And it seems shrinking your brain is more fun and cost effective than burning your lungs.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There may be advantages to a shrunken brain&#8230;  it may reduce the risk of brain trauma if you ever get hit on the head with a lead pipe, or may help protect against those cell phone radio waves (by virtue of more space between phone and brain)!  </p>
<p>And it seems shrinking your brain is more fun and cost effective than burning your lungs.</p>
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